ARE WE FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SEASON THAT MIGHT BREAK OUR HEART? RuPaul’s Stats Race Season 13, Episode 2

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THOTS:

• This episode was boring. The song sucked.

• The twist was cruel, so I’m happy it’s not true. That said, now nobody is going home until episode 4 which is lame.

• I loved that all the winner queens keep accusing Elliott with 2 Ts of be a spy. What would Elliott be spying for?

• Elliot coming for Kandy was wild. She’s got a little bit of Derrick Barry in her, and while its annoying, I don’t hate it.

• Olivia is annoying. She’s so fake and perfect, which isn’t what I like best in a queen.

Chart-

• Symone is in the lead.

• I didn’t give Elliott any points because nothing really changed. Don’t come for me- it’s my chart.

• Last year, Widow and Gigi won episode 1. Gigi got top 3. Widow got 7^th

Predictions-

1. Gottmik (=)
2. Symone (+3)
3. Kandy Muse (-1)
4. Olivia Lutz (-1)
5. Rosé (-1)
6. Lala Ri (+1)
7. Denali (+2)
8. Utica Queen (=)
9. Elliott with 2 Ts (+4)
10. Tina Burner (-4)
11. Kahmora Hall (-1)
12. Tamisha Iman (=)
13. Joey Jay (-2)

• It already might be between Gottmik and Symone for the win.

• Who from Losers group will stick out? We’ll find out a lot more tonight.

• Nobody is going to go home tonight.

• Elliott definitely doesn’t go first anymore. Where does she fall?

• Will both Olivia and Symone make top 4? Out of last year’s episode 1 first two winners, only one made top 4 (Gigi)

• Tina is super unpopular. She’s picked up the least number of followers on Instagram amongst all the queens. I think she’ll go sooner than I thought.

List-The Porkchops From Best to Work (with the admission that currently a lot of these porkchops have been traveling and doing terrible things mid-Covid)

Porkchops

1. Shangela (2)
2. Vanessa Vanjie Matteo (10)
3. Derrick Barry (AS5)
4. Jaymes Mansfield (9)
5. Coco Montrese (AS2)
6. Pandora Boxx (AS1)
7. Kelly Mantle (6)
8. Tempest Dujour (7)
9. Morgan McMichaels (AS3)
10. Jasmine Masters (AS4)
11. Porkchop (1)
12. Soju (11)
13. Mimi Imfurst (AS1)
14. Dahlia Sin (12)
15. Magnolia Crawford (6)
16. Naysha Lopez (8)
17. Penny Traiton (5)
18. Venus D’Lite (3)
19. Alyssa Summers (4)

Porkchop All Stars Season: I want there to be one with these queens

1. Porkchop (1)
2. Shangela (2)
3. Laila McQueen (8)- could be one because Naysha Lopez came back later in season 8.
4. Jaymes Mansfield (9)
5. Vanessa Vanjie Matteo (10)
6. Soju (11)
7. Dahlia Sin (12)
8. Joey Jay (13)
9. Pandora Boxx (AS1)
10. Coco Montrese (AS2)
11. Thorgy Thor (AS3)- could be one because Morgan McMichaels came back in later in All Stars 3
12. Derrik Barry (AS5)