So tired. I liked the short(er) format from last week so trying to keep it brief. Enjoy!
THOTS
- The Jasmine-Kornbread drama was fun, but Jasmine isn’t the outlandish villain you can tell the show wants her to be so far.
- I was attracted to Alyssa’s dad. Predictable and lame that they brought on a PR queen after seasons and treated her so poorly- sad to see her go.
- The runway definitely suffered from no movie or music references.
CHART
- Angeria is number 1 but Willow is on her high heels
- Jasmine is the only queen to have been safe every episode so far (which she undoubtedly has spiraled about in her notebook Dostoyevksy style)
- Kerri dipped down from 7th to 9th. Orion is still our power bottom.
PREDICTIONS
- Willow Pill (Preseason: 10, Last Week: 4) +3
- Angeria Paris VanMichaels (Preseason: 6, Last Week: 2) =
- Bosco (Preseason: 1, Last Week: 6) +3
- Kornbread the Snack Jitay (Preseason: 3, Last Week: 1) -3
- Jorgeus (Preseason: 5, Last Week: 3) -2
- Lady Camden (Preseason: 13, Last Week: 9) +3
- Jasmine Kennedie (Preseason: 9, Last Week: 5) -2
- Kerri Kolby (Preseason: 2, Last Week: 7) -1
- Deja Skye (Preseason: 10, Last Week: 10) +1
- Daya Betty (Preseason: 4, Last Week: 8) -2
- Maddy Morphosis (Preseason: 11, Last Week: 12) +1
- Orion Story (Preseason: 14, Last Week: 13) +1
- Alyssa Hunter (Preseason: 7, Last Week: 11)
- June Jumbalaya (Preseason: 8, Last Week: 9)
- I thought Alyssa would sneak through another week but I was wrong.
- I think it may finally be Orion’s time, and in dumb skits they really have carte blanche to say whoever they want did good and bad (because the whole skit is usually so bad). Daya, Jasmine or Lady Camden would be my other pics (I think Maddy has one more week in him- yippee).
- I put Kerri lower than I had before, and Lady Camden way up. The only thing I’m sure of right now is Willow and Angeria seem like locks for the finals so-we shall see!
LIST
In honor of this week’s episodes homage to queens who went home first, I’ve ranked from 14-1 all the queens who went home first from every US regular season. Enjoy!
- 14 Alissa Summers (Season 4):
Who?
- 13 Venus D’Lite (Season 3):
She’s wacky but not always in a fun way.
- 12 Soju (Season 11):
The cyst thing was golden, but she had a weird Me Too type thing which was gross.
- 11 Penny Traiton (Season 5):
I like her Alyssa Edwards impression. I don’t know anything else about her.
- 10 Dahlia Sin (Season 12):
Sexy broccoli was not fun, but she is beautiful.
- 9 Naysha Lopez (Season 8):
Currently does pagents both as a man and in drag, and so hot as a boy.
- 8 Tempest Dujour (Season 7)
I thought her entrance gag was amazing, and I find her funny.
- 7 June Jumbalaya (Season 14):
I found her so funny and charming and am sad she was screwed by Orion and Daya returning.
- 6 Kelly Mantle/Magnolia Crawford (Season 6):
Kelly’s recap of her time on Drag Race is legendary, and I love that Magnolia hooked up with Jinkx Monsoon in her former life.
- 5 Porkchop (Season 1):
The OG: A legend. She is fantastic in the B Who Stole Christmas.
- 4 Vanessa Vanjie Matteo (Season 10):
Such a tv gem and so funny. Glad she got a second chance in Season 11.
- 3 Kahmora Hall (Season 13):
Lewks for days and so funny. Love her.
- 2 Jaymes Mansfiled (Season 9):
I am obsessed with her Youtube and rely on it daily to wind down before bed. She’s funny and so talented.
- 1 Shangela (Season 2):
She had humble beginnings in Season 2, but is a true superstar and dynamic hall of fame level queen. Haleloo
Alright my dears. As always, enjoy and let the music play!
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