Elsa Got Old: RuPaul’s Stats Race, All Stars 6, Episodes 1-2

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Hello Hello. The summer cold bug bit me hard this week so this week’s blog is a super quickie. Enjoy!

THOTS

  • Kylie had the best read when she said to Ginger Minj “Your body looks like a deep breathe.” Also I don’t care that it was corny- I love Miss Piggy.
  • The variety show was wildly diverse in terms of quality. Jan did a full pop concert while Pandora just made stupid puns.
  • “Keep your hot sausage in the bag bitch.” Ra’jah is playing the game so well and is a deeply entertaining queen. I’m glad she’s getting the shine that she deserves.
  • I felt a bit bad for Serena but at least she got a chance to show her wigs on the grand stage.  I am devastated for Jiggly, who has grown so much as a person and brough a charming irreverent joy to the show. Jiggly is my top pick to return in the “game within a game” twist.
  • The second episode lip-sync was better overall, but I loved watching Coco in the first episode one. Her outfit was so cool, and she handled it like a pro. I also fully forgot that Coco was on Season 5 with Serena.

CHART

  • Ra’jah O’Hara is in the lead. She was rated high episode 1 and won episode 2.
  • Kylie, Eureka, Pandora are tied for 2nd, since they all received 1 positive critique and zero negative ones from the judges.
  • Yara is truly verse and won the first episode but bottomed 2ed her way back to zero in the second.
  • Ginger, Jan, Scarlett are safe. The judges are continuing the emotional waterboarding by ignoring Jan thus far.
  • A’Keria and Silky are in the negative.
  • Trinity is in last place.

PREDICTIONS

  1. KylIe Sonique Love +9
  2. Ginger Minj -1
  3. Ra’jah O’Hara +6
  4. Eureka O’Hara +1
  5. A’Keria C Davenport -3
  6. Scarlett Envy +2
  7. Pandora Boxx +5
  8. Yara Sofia -2
  9. Jan -5
  10. Silky Nutmeg Ganache +1
  11. Trinity K Bonet -4
  12. Jiggly Caliente (Preseason Prediction: 3rd, Most Recent Prediction: 3rd)
  13. Serena Cha Cha (Preseason Prediction: 13th, Most Recent Prediction: 13th )
  • Well, I went 1 for 2 on the first round. I was right that Serena ChaCha went first. I was wrong that Pandora would go 2nd, and unfortunately fully overestimated how long Jiggly would stay around.
  • Trinity and Silky are both lacking momentum in the competition and have the potential to do poorly in the acting challenge this upcoming episode. Since Trinity has been in the bottom before, I am going to say (again super unfortunately) that is her week to go.
  • Kylie, Ra’jah and Pandora all move up big in my predictions for this week. I really misjudged how long they would each last in the preseason and now think Pandora will fall in the middle of the pack, while Ra’jah and Kylie will both make it close to the end.
  • Ginger, my preseason pick to win, is getting a strange edit. The show really highlighted her friendship with Jiggly and built to revealing to us that Ginger sent Jiggly home- not great. Her outfits haven’t been impressive thus far, and her talent show performance was forgettable. She’s a beast at acting challenges and could easily still win it all, but the door is opened for another queen to steal first place.
  • Kylie has done wonderfully so far and could easily be that queen to snatch the crown from Ginger. Her runways are on point so the real question will be if she can perform well  in the acting challenges. It would be great for the show to have a trans queen win, especially after Gottmik just lost in season 13.

LIST

Every Blue Ball Outfit, Ranked 1-36

The ball was fun and there were some great outfits overall. However, the judging was super wonky. I thought Ra’jah did well but didn’t deserve to win (I would’ve been fine had they given her the win in episode 1 for the talent show and then had her safe here). Conversely, Yara and Jiggly both didn’t do great but didn’t seem like the two worst. I ranked my favorites and then added them up at the end. Enjoy the annotate-less list and some mild analysis after. Just my opinion!

  1. Jan (Blue Jean Baby)
  • 2. Trinity K. Bonet (Blue Ball Bonanza)
  • 3. Scarlett Envy (Blue Ball Bonanza)
  • 4. Kylie (Blue Jean Baby)
  • 5. Eureka O’Hara (Blue Better Work)
  • 6. Ra’jah O’Hara (Blue Jean Baby)
  • 7. Jan (Blue Ball Bonanza)
  • 8. Jiggly Caliente (Blue Jean Baby)- Loved the baggy pants.
  •  9. Eureka O’Hara (Blue Ball Bonanza)
  • 10. Kylie (Blue Better Work)
  • 11. Ra’Jah O’Hara (Blue Ball Bonanza)
  • 12. A’Keria C Davenport (Blue Jean Baby)- The sexy slits and braids were great.
  • 13. Yara Sofia (Blue Jean Baby)- It wasn’t made of denim, but was the sexiest low rise pants I’ve ever seen.
  • 14. Jan (Blue Better Work)
  • 15. Kylie (Blue Ball Bonanza)
  • 16. Pandora Boxx (Blue Jean Baby)- Not unique, but the bell bottoms and flaired sleevs looked good.
  • 17. Yara Sofia (Blue Better Work)-Insane but it was funny.
  • 18. Pandora Boxx (Blue Better Work)
  • 19. Scarlett Envy (Blue Better Work)
  • 20. Yara Sofia (Blue Ball Bonanza)
  • 21. Jiggly Caliente (Blue Better Work)
  • 22. Ginger Minj (Blue Ball Bonanza)- It was cute but boring.
  • 23. Scarlett Envy (Blue Jean Baby)- It gave me bad Trump PTSD.
  • 24. Eureka O’Hara (Blue Jean Baby)
  • 25. A’Keria C Davenport (Blue Ball Bonanza)- Impressive but didn’t look great.
  • 26. Pandora Boxx (Blue Ball Bonanza)- She didn’t have a shape in it which sucked.
  • 27. Ginger Minj (Blue Jean Baby)- It fully washed her out and was boring.
  • 28. Ra’jah O’Hara (Blue Better Work)
  • 29. Ginger Minj (Blue Better Work)- Was cute but boring.
  • 30. Trinity K Bonet (Blue Jean Baby)
  • 31. A’Keria C. Davenport (Blue Better Work)- Um, what?
  • 32. Silky Nutmeg Ganache (Blue Better Work)-Why is this milkman outfit red?
  • 33. Trinity K Bonet (Blue Better Work)- Fully unflattering.
  • 34. Jiggly Caliente (Blue Ball Bonanza)- Yeah, bad.
  • 35. Silky Nutmeg Ganache (Blue Jean Baby)- The red fringe overshadowed everything else in the outfit.
  • 36. Silky Nutmeg Ganache (Blue Ball Bonanza)-Those pants were insanely unflattering.

Totals:

Jan-1,7,14=22

Kylie-4,10,15=29

Eureka-5,9,24=38

Ra’jah-6,11,28=45

Scarlett-3,19,23=46

Yara-13,17,20=50

Pandora-16,18,26=60

Jiggly-8,21,34=63

Trinity-2,30,33=65

A’Keria-12,25,31=68

Ginger-22,27,29=78

Silky-32,35,36=113

Jan should have been in the top, and Scarlett could have been there too. Silky avoiding the bottom is wild (Ginger belong there too). That is all.

Enjoy the long weekend and I’ll see you next week!  With that, let the music play!

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