THIS IS YOUR MOMENT MAXIIIIIIINE: RuPaul’s Stats Race: Season 14, Episode 6 and 7

Couldn’t get this blog to load on Amtrak’s Wi-Fi last week and this week was parent teacher conferences so- it’s a last-minute combo blog. You’re welcome, babes and enjoy!

THOTS

Re Madeline Mophesis: Hilarious that they kept saying “first out straight contestant”. So many people struggle in the straight closet. So many queens have come out after their season as straight. Girl, bye

Re the Glamazon Prime challenge: I have said on this blog before that anyone who comes for Jorgeous will get it from me. That said- she FULLY did not deserve to win this one. Was wild

Re the Untucked fight: The “because of what happened earlier on Untucked” thing was clunky, but the fight did live up to the hype, and both Jasmine and Daya are shaping up to be a top tier villains. This season is becoming more dramatic than I had anticipated, which is fun.

Re the Daytona Wind: Was funny enough though the fart humor was low class bullshit that went on way too long. Lady Camden was amazing and is rapidly becoming my #1.

Re the Chaps Runway: Willow, Angeria and Lady Camden murdered it for me. The all slay the day away almost every runway.

CHART

Angeria caught a break by there being no bottoms or lows, but she still would’ve been in first even if she had been bottom 2. She’s a beast.

Lady Camden’s win ties her with Willow Pill for 2^nd place. Bosco is right behind them in 4^th.

Jorgeous is in 5^th and Daya’s win brings her out of the bottom into 6^th.

We have a three-way tie for power-bottom between Deja, Kerri and Jasmine. It’s a real race to the bottom.

PREDICTIONS

Willow Pill (Preseason: 10, Last Week: 1) =
Angeria Paris Van Michaels (Preseason 6, Last Week: 2) =
Bosco (Preseason: 1, Last Week: 3) =
Jorgeous (Preseason: 5, Last Week: 4) =
Jasmine Kennedie (Preseason: 9, Last Week: 5) =
Lady Camden (Preseason: 13, Last Week: 6) =
Kerri Kolby (Preseason: 2, Last Week: 8) +1
Daya Betty (Preseason: 4, Last Week: 10) +2
Deja Skye (Preseason: 10, Last Week: 7) -2
Maddy Morphosis (Preseason: 11, Last Week: 9)
Orion Story (Preseason: 14, Last Week: 12)
Kornbread the Snack Jitay (Preseason: 3, Last Week: 4)
Alyssa Hunter (Preseason: 7, Last Week: 11)
June Jumbalaya (Preseason: 8, Last Week: 9)

I’m kicking myself for changing from Maddy to Daya two weeks ago. My predictions this season are a full dumpster fire so far this season.

Bosco, Willow and Angeria still seem like locks for the final 4. With each week, it seems more likely that Lady Camden could be there too. But it’s rare that all the big challenge winners make the final 4 (ask Olivia Lux or Bendelacreme). So I have her going still at 6^th.

I think it’s between the other 4 to go this episode. It’s hard to say who could suck the most at song writing, but Jasmine I think is going to stick a while. Kerri, I think could do ok and also may have another lip-sync win in her.

Daya could easily go (I still think she’s our early season villain) but I think it will be Deja. She doesn’t really have a storyline and has no competitive momentum. My track record would suggest I’ll be wrong- but that’s all I got.

LIST

Top Untucked Fights- The Later Years (Season 10-14)

The hints of drama titillated me two weeks ago and make me reminisce on recent other spats. Finding full and good quality clips was tough- so I just didn’t. 🙂 Here you go!

5- Aiden Zane v. Brita v. Heidi in Closet (Season 12)

There’s something innately funny about the queens being so outraged by sleep, but Hedi in Closet is the scene stealer here with her perfect “fuck you fuck you fuck you”.

4- Eureka v. The Vixen and Aquaria v. The Vixen (Season 10)

The Vixen started the season by perfectly explaining and taking Aquaria to task for weaponizing her white fragility. Then, the crux of the season’s drama was her vs. Eureka. I was team Vixen but of course she’s had some problematic twitter doozies since. Regardless, this feud had legs in ways Drag Race drama doesn’t usually.

3-Tamisha Iman v. Kandy Muse (Season 14)

Simply iconic. It’s a fun watch every time and was so nice in the moment to see someone as verbose as Kandy meet her match.

2- Rajah O’Hara v. Plastique Tiara (Season 11)

Wild and so fun that it started from one of those corny family video messages, and that the crux of Rajah’s argument was “bitch- you lied about not knowing anything about popular culture”. A sleeper, but so bizarre and funny.