An Anarchist Who Believes Men Should Be Punished For Their Crimes: RuPaul’s Stats Race: Season 14, Episode 9

Howdy loves. Another superspeed last minute blog for you. We are one week away from Spring Break, so just gotta hack it. Enjoy!

THOTS

I never like the Dragcon panel challenges because I feel like it’s very unclear if they are supposed to be funny or emotionally evocative. This time the judges accepted funny which was nice.

Willow is adorable.

“Can you put your head behind your legs?” “I guess I can!” Lady Camden continues to quietly slay.

I don’t like her, but I felt for Deja. She fully deserved the win this week. Bosco was another very random win.

Such a weird song choice for the Jasmine-Jorgeous lip-sync- so not dancey. This was not worthy of a double shante- I thought Jorgeous won.

CHART

Angeria was safe so is still at the top. She’s been in the #1 spot the entire season so far.

Bosco moves into a tie for 2^nd with WIllow.

Lady Camden moves down to 4^th and Jorgeous to 5^th.
Deja and Daya are tied for 6^th.

Jasmine is way behind in the power bottom position. She would need to win twice and have Deja or Daya be in the bottom 2 twice to pull herself out of last place.

PREDICTIONS

Willow Pill (Preseason: 10, Last Week: 1)
Angeria Paris Van Michaels (Preseason 6, Last Week: 2)
Bosco (Preseason: 1, Last Week: 3)
Lady Camden (Preseason: 13, Last Week: 6) +2
Jasmine Kennedie (Preseason: 9, Last Week: 5) =
Deja Skye (Preseason: 10, Last Week: 8) +3
Jorgeous (Preseason: 5, Last Week: 4) -3
Daya Betty (Preseason: 4, Last Week: 7) -1
Kerri Kolby (Preseason: 2, Last Week: 7)
Maddy Morphosis (Preseason: 11, Last Week: 9)
Orion Story (Preseason: 14, Last Week: 12)
Kornbread the Snack Jitay (Preseason: 3, Last Week: 4)
Alyssa Hunter (Preseason: 7, Last Week: 11)
June Jumbalaya (Preseason: 8, Last Week: 9)

One of the few benefits of nobody going home is I did not get another wrong prediction.

I had Deja going last week, but I think she could do well in Snatch Game.

The preview makes it look like Willow could be in trouble. I can’t see her going but it wouldn’t be shocking for them to put her in bottom 2.

I am going to go with Daya to go. She was low last week and if she falters in Snatch Game she will lipsync. If she’s against Willow it’s a wrap.

Unless of course this is the week we have the gold bar instead of “it’s chocolate”. Daya doesn’t seem like gold bar material to me (she’s dramatic but not enough to get the twist), so I’m going to say no gold bar this week and it will happen closer to final 6 to save a heavy hitter like Angeria or Bosco.

LIST

Songs They Could Have Used for An Epic Jasmine v. Jorgeous Dance Battle

I adore Etta James and both queens rose to the challenge, but we wanted a Jasmine and Jorgeous lipsync for the potential ka kita kow dance battle. Below, in no particular order, are 5songs that could’ve facilitate that story, the end to which we will never know. Enjoy!